Blue Mountain State

Three incoming freshmen attending college football powerhouse Blue Mountain State University must quickly adapt to college life while juggling football, girls and nonstop hazing.

Denise gives Craig a promise ring which he ends up losing after a wild, drunken night at a strip club with Alex and Sammy.

Thad brags that he doesn’t need to get laid because of his Pocket Pussy. One of the players steals Thad’s PP and the team all take turns using it, not knowing that it is carrying syphilis.

Billy the goat mascot and Sammy are kidnapped by a rival school.

After too much slacking, Alex gets demoted to third string. He is ecstatic at first, but then realizes that the third stringers are a bunch of freaks.

After losing two games in a row, the team participates in a Drug Olympics to exorcise their demons.