ER (1994–2009)
Sherry Stringfield: Susan Lewis
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Quotes
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Dr. Susan Lewis : I think you should talk to him, he seems depressed.
Abby Lockhart : He's european, it's his baseline.
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Dr. Susan Lewis : Students wanna be residents... residents wanna be attendings...
Dr. John Carter : And attendings just wanna be left alone.
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Dr. Susan Lewis : All he did was talk about his ex for 45 minutes, who also happened to be named Susan. How much he loved her, how much he wanted to marry her, how much he wanted to have 5 or 6 children with her... Do I want children?... Do I want 5 or 6 children?
Dr. Mark Greene : Okay, Tad could be worse.
Dr. Susan Lewis : I'm not even there yet, Mark. I look over, and he has this drop of red wine hanging from his nose.
Dr. Mark Greene : What?
Dr. Susan Lewis : You heard me, this puny little blob just hanging there. So of course I couldn't take my eyes off of it. Is it gonna fall? is it gonna hang there all night? Is his skin gonna absorb it?
Dr. Mark Greene : How did it get there?
Dr. Susan Lewis : Mark!
Dr. Mark Greene : No really, how do you get your nose that far into a wine glass? Was he smelling it or...
Dr. Susan Lewis : [laughing] Mark, please!
Dr. Mark Greene : What happened?
Dr. Susan Lewis : I went to the bathroom and snuck out the window.
Dr. Mark Greene : You're kidding.
Dr. Susan Lewis : Nope.
Dr. Mark Greene : Wow.
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Abby Lockhart : I'm beginning to hate Neela.
Dr. Susan Lewis : Well, she's a med student.
Abby Lockhart : I'm a med student!
Dr. Susan Lewis : To tell you the truth, she's starting to piss me off, too. Let's hate her together.
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Dr. Susan Lewis : I always knew you loved your children, but I never realized how much you fell in love with them. Little Susie was like a story book, every smile a new page to be poured over, touched, remembered... I loved my storybook. For the first time in a long time, I didn't feel so alone.
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Dr. Susan Lewis : [Greene and Lewis discussing the hospital gossip about them] Mmm, yeah, and what is that, can I ask you? My car's in the shop, I drop Susie off at my parents, meet up with you to go tequila shopping, and all of a sudden we're having a torrid affair?
Dr. Mark Greene : Who said it was torrid?
Dr. Susan Lewis : No one, I'm just assuming it would be.
[Greene looks at her]
Dr. Susan Lewis : That's not what I meant.
Dr. Mark Greene : That's OK, I know what you meant... I'm sure it would be too... Why wouldn't it be?
Dr. Susan Lewis : ...No reason at all.
[she stares at Greene and then at her margarita]
Dr. Susan Lewis : There's not enough lime in this.
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Dr. Susan Lewis : Okay, I'm gonna go to Doc Magoo's, get some breakfast, find a toothbrush, change my underwear, and then I'll clear your board.
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Dr. Deb Chen : Luka's sleeping.
Dr. Susan Lewis : With who?
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Patient : You're the first woman I've talked to in 14 months.
Dr. Susan Lewis : Yeah, I get that a lot. In high school I was voted "Most Likely to marry a convict".
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Dr. Susan Lewis : Hey, what do you use for maggots these days?
Dr. Mark Greene : It's a nice thought, but Kerry's immune to it...
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Dr. Susan Lewis : [to a patient strapped to a gurney] What's your name, sir?
Patient : Edward Kaplin, call me Eddie. You the doc?
Dr. Susan Lewis : Yes I am. How are you feeling?
Patient : Haven't been tied up this tight since last Saturday night.
Dr. Susan Lewis : Thank you for sharing, Mr. Kaplin
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Alex Taggart : You get any freaks in here today? You know, guys with elephant man disease or axes stuck in their heads?
Frank : No!
Dr. Susan Lewis : Should you be looking at that?
Alex Taggart : I'm going to become a doctor.
Frank : Dollars to donuts, that kid is already dissecting the neighborhood pets.
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Dr. Susan Lewis : Frank, are you taking your cholesterol medication?
Frank : No.
Dr. Susan Lewis : Good.
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Dr. Susan Lewis : I need you to promise me you're not going to kill yourself in the next seventy-two hours.
Ben Hollander : But Monday would be okay?
Dr. Susan Lewis : I'm off the hook by then.
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Dr. Michael Gallant : Doctor Lewis!
Dr. Susan Lewis : [talking to herself] And I used to think that was so cool to hear... "Doctor Lewis"...
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Dr. Susan Lewis : You pulled all that out of patient's stomachs?
Dr. John Carter : I sure did.
Dr. Susan Lewis : Is that my pen you pulled out?
Dr. John Carter : Rear end.
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Dr. Susan Lewis : If I was stuck on a train with my family... Well bad example, I'd throw myself on the tracks.
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Dr. Susan Lewis : Yep, almost midnight. Let the screaming begin.
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Abby Lockhart : Why'd you stick me with this guy?
Dr. Susan Lewis : When did everyone become such scheduling divas?
Abby Lockhart : Well, I don't need a student. I'm better flying solo.
Dr. Susan Lewis : Is there something wrong with him?
Abby Lockhart : No, he's excellent. He's very good.
Dr. Susan Lewis : Oh, no, you like him, don't you?
Abby Lockhart : Okay, you know what...?
Dr. Susan Lewis : You do! You're blushing!
Abby Lockhart : We never had this conversation.
[starts to walk away]
Dr. Susan Lewis : Hey, haven't you had enough of doctors?
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Dr. Susan Lewis : Why do I feel like a school kid out here?
Dr. John Carter : It must be the adolescent sexual tension.
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Dr. Mark Greene : I feel like I'm in Junior High School again.
Dr. Susan Lewis : [Weaver approaches them] Ooh, here comes the assistant principal.
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Patient : What do you do to work out?
Dr. Susan Lewis : I do these
[curls arm]
Patient : Curls? How much?
Dr. Susan Lewis : Sometimes a whole pitcher of magaritas.
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Dr. Susan Lewis : I can't wait to go home and get into bed. What do you think the chances are of Antonio Banderas waiting there for me?
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Abby Lockhart : Can you help me with this?
[hands Susan a bunch of X-Ray results]
Dr. Susan Lewis : Well, I've denied my bladder this long...
