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Classic Baseball Humor

This section has but one purpose, to bring a smile to your face. It is filled with hundreds of jokes, anecdotes, lists, stories and cartoons — all of them related to baseball. I truly hope it will cause some laughter or amusement and lighten up your day just a little.

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Lists & Legends

50 Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Baseball & Football
by Rick Woodson
Baseball and Football
by George Carlin
Casey Stengel Testimony at Senate Anti-Trust & Monopoly Hearings
by Casey Stengel & Mickey Mantle
Who's On First
by Abbott & Costello
Why Is Baseball So Much Better Than Football?
by Thomas Boswell
Baseball Anecdotes & Stories
by Miscellaneous
Jokes
by Miscellaneous
Why Baseball Is Better Than Sex
by Miscellaneous
Why Baseball IS Better Than Sex Top 10
by Miscellaneous
Another Top Ten Proposed New Baseball Rules
by David Letterman
Top Ten Euphemisms For Sex
by David Letterman
Top Ten Baseball Movies Playing In Times Square
by David Letterman
Top Ten Baseball Player Demands
by David Letterman
Top Ten Chili Davis' Complaints About Fans
by David Letterman
Top Ten Cool Things About Having The World Series In New York
by David Letterman
Top Ten Curt Schilling Pre-Game Rituals
by David Letterman
Top Ten Favorite Games of Cal Ripken Jr.'s Career
by David Letterman
Top Ten Fidel Castro Baseball Jeers
by David Letterman
Top Ten Good Things About a Baseball Strike
by David Letterman
Top Ten Good Things About Playing Baseball In New York
by David Letterman
Top Ten Horrifying Secrets Of Cal Ripken, Jr.
by David Letterman
Top Ten Least Popular Attractions At The Baseball Hall of Fame
by David Letterman
Top Ten Least Popular Baseball Anthems
by David Letterman
Top Ten Least Popular Snacks Sold At The World Series
by David Letterman
Top Ten Least Successful Baseball Promotions
by David Letterman
Top Ten Little-Known Facts About Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig
by David Letterman
Top Ten Little Used Slang Terms For Hitting A Home Run
by David Letterman
Top Ten New Yankee Slogans
by David Letterman
Top Ten New York Mets Excuses
by David Letterman
Top Ten Other Highlights of the 1998 Baseball Season
by David Letterman
Top Ten Other Ways To Forfeit A Baseball Game
by David Letterman
Top Ten People Least Likely To Break Roger Maris's Home Run Record
by David Letterman
Top Ten Proposed New Baseball Rules
by David Letterman
Top Ten Punchlines To Dirty Baseball Jokes
by David Letterman
Top Ten Reasons Canada Keeps Beating Us In The World Series
by David Letterman
Top Ten Reasons The Mets Will Do Better in 1996
by David Letterman
Top Ten Rejected Baseball Expansion Teams
by David Letterman
Top Ten Rejected Slogans For MLB
by David Letterman
Top Ten Secrets to the Boston Red Sox Comeback
by David Letterman
Top Ten Signs An Umpire Is Nuts
by David Letterman
Top Ten Signs New York Has Baseball Fever
by David Letterman
Top Ten Signs The New York Yankees Are Getting Arrogant
by David Letterman
Top Ten Signs The Pressure Is Getting To You During A Perfect Game
by David Letterman
Top Ten Signs You're Not Watching A Real Baseball Team
by David Letterman
Top Ten Signs Your Baseball Team Is Rusty
by David Letterman
Top Ten Signs Your Baseball Team Isn't Ready for the Regular Season
by David Letterman
Top Ten Signs Your Team is on Drugs
by David Letterman
Top Ten Signs Your Team Won't Be Playing In the World Series
by David Letterman
Top Ten Thanks The Yankees Have Always Wanted To Say
by David Letterman
Top Ten Things Babe Ruth Would Say If He Were Alive Today
by David Letterman
Top Ten Things Don Zimmer Said After Being Hit In The Head
by David Letterman
Top Ten Things That Will Get You Suspended by MLB
by David Letterman
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At The Bottom Of A Pile-On
by David Letterman
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From A Fenway Park Hot Dog Vendor
by David Letterman
Top Ten Ways MLB Teams Can Win Back The Fans
by David Letterman
Top Ten Ways New Yorkers Are Celebrating The Yankees Victory
by David Letterman
Top Ten Ways The Mets Can Improve
by David Letterman
Top Ten Ways The Mets Can Improve This Year
by David Letterman
Top Ten Ways The Yankees Can Top Their 1998 Season
by David Letterman
Top Ten Ways To Create More Interest In Baseball
by David Letterman
Top Ten Ways To Mispronounce Hideki Irabu
by David Letterman
Top Ten Ways To Mispronounce Kirby Puckett
by David Letterman
Top Ten Yankee Excuses
by David Letterman
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David Letterman has dedicated his nightly Top Ten lists to baseball nearly seventy times — and Baseball Almanac has nearly every one of them online.

Did you know that there have been more than two-hundred books written about baseball jokes, humor, and anecdotes?

"Who's on First" is known worldwide, has been translated into more than thirty languages, and can be read AND heard here on Baseball Almanac.