Maria Hill (Earth-616)/Quotes

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 Avengers Assemble! $%#@!! 

—New Avengers Vol 1 16

 You should have this job. And wouldn't that piss off all the right people. 

—New Avengers Vol 1 25

 By the way, Director Stark... Sub-director Dugan and I have a little bet going about how long it'll be before you assume direct operational control of this mission. 

—Iron Man: Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. Vol 1 29

 1982 called, Magnum. It wants to know where you parked the Ferarri. [sic] 

—Invincible Iron Man Vol 2 4

 Time to start taking this all very seriously. 

—Uncanny X-Men Vol 3 6

 I may not be able to arrest you, Johnson, and I may not be able to hold you-- But at least I can tell you to get the hell off my ship. 

—Secret Avengers Vol 2 7

 Hack? Is this 1998? Just get me in there. 

—Secret Avengers Vol 2 11

 ... Fine. Rhodey, Barton... I am okay with you going. The operation will have to change anyway, and radically so. But before that happens, I have one more thing to say. Reverie. 

—Secret Avengers Vol 2 16

 Rules? This is the Secret Avengers. There are no rules. 

—Secret Avengers Vol 3 2

 I hired M.O.D.O.K. some time ago. I kept it secret. I had my reasons. It's time you find out what those reasons are. 

—Secret Avengers Vol 3 7

 I'm the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.. Lying to the entire world is in the job description. Right next to "some overtime required," which I would like to point out is a severe understatement. 

—Avengers Standoff: Assault On Pleasant Hill Alpha Vol 1 1

 Attention all personnel! This is Director Hill! Effective immediately Agent Natasha Romanoff, codename Black Widow -- is to be considered an enemy of S.H.I.E.L.D.! She is to be stopped at any cost! 

—Black Widow Vol 6 1

 The last thing our lead agent mentioned before we lost communication was a smell. 

—All-New Wolverine Vol 1 8

 If we know what's coming next... we have a duty to stop it. 

—New Avengers Vol 4 12

 There's a reality-warping Cosmic Cube with the mind of a four-year-old girl running around with super criminals and an unstable assassin! 

—Thunderbolts Vol 3 3

 This is S.H.I.E.L.D. Director Maria Hill! All hands -- Code Cyclone 99. Abandon the building immediately. I repeat, all hands, evacuate the Triskelion immediately! 

—Civil War II Vol 1 5

 I had an interesting interaction with an old friend of yours. 

—Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 4 15

 You're saying -- whatever this is that you think you have -- it could bring down Steve Rogers -- 

—Captain America: Steve Rogers Vol 1 12

 I have to tell you, from the sound of her, I find myself pretty scared of Momma. 

—Infamous Iron Man Vol 1 5

 If I have something to answer for, I want to face it. If I can make good, I will. And if it's my enemies list coming to get me, I want to know who and where and when. So, I'm here. Help me. Will you? 

—Jessica Jones Vol 2 8

 Oh, God. I want a complete media blackout on this. If even one blogger reports this from his mother's basement, I'll transfer whoever talked to Antarctica to guard penguins. Understood? 

—Bullseye Vol 1 5

 S.H.I.E.L.D. can't help a butcher like Novoty beat Hydra. But good old, lovable General Denz? Hero freedom fighter? Him we can drop a lot of bombs for. 

—Alois Denz (Earth-616)

 So that guy was creepy, right? 

—Charles Dalton (Earth-616)

 I'm the director of S.H.I.E.L.D.. Lying to the entire world is in the job description. Right next to "some overtime required," which I would like to point out is a severe understatement. 

—Maria Hill (Earth-616)

 It's the American Dream. Tidy homes... friendly neighbors... a vibrant main street, and best of all-- no crime. Pleasant Hill is the perfect small town, the best place on Earth. Trust me-- We're like a @#$% Rockwell painting over here. 

—Pleasant Hill

Blade	Wolverine?
Maria Hill	Have you two met?
Blade	Sure. A bunch of times over at the super hero clubhouse. He bakes cookies...

—Blade Vol 4 5

Hawkeye	Hold on. I remember you. The Leviathan thing. Marcus, right? Marcus --
Maria Hill	Nick Fury, his name is Nick Fury now.
Hawkeye	Really? Because I seem to remember Nick Fury being --

—Secret Avengers Vol 2 1

Daredevil (Matt Murdock)	I'll get him.
Maria Hill	Wait! It's black as pitch down there! Let's at least arrange some light-- For you. Oh.
Daredevil (Matt Murdock)	You are adorable.

—Indestructible Hulk Vol 1 9

Maria Hill	Exactly where were all of you three hours ago?
Black Widow	I was doing my nails, you?
Captain Marvel	Working out.
Smasher	Also working out.
Thor	Drinking.
Iron Man	Having my nails done.

—Avengers Vol 5 26

Black Widow	They said "Chaos would fall like rain."
Maria Hill	It's raining, Natasha. And I can't put S.H.I.E.L.D. on this, not officially.
Black Widow	This is a complicated web, Maria. We're tangled in it.
Maria Hill	Then I suppose we'll continue to need a spider who can navigate the threads. You're the only person I can trust right now.

—Black Widow Vol 5 6

Maria Hill	I'd get prepared if I were you.
Mr. Fantastic	For what, exactly?
Maria Hill	Your day in court.

—Fantastic Four Vol 5 4

Sam Guthrie	We're in.
Bobby Da Costa	Of course we are. But, Director Hill, one thing-- If we really are going to the future... We're gonna have to hear the words. With some conviction.
Maria Hill	>Sigh< Fine. "It's your kids, Marty. Something's gotta be done about your kids."

—Avengers World Vol 1 9

Maria Hill	I need him back alive. But I'll pay triple your standard rate. And S.H.I.E.L.D. will help you get whatever you need out of his hand.
Elektra	Agreed. But the Hand? I will destroy the Hand for free.

—Elektra Vol 4 8

Marvel Girl	But here's the problem, Miss Hill... Why couldn't these Utopians live there?
Cyclops	Why were they under attack?
Beast	Why after all we have been through is no mutant safe from attack?
Angel	How come the Avengers can set up shop anywhere they want and everyone is cool with it?
X-23	But mutants... With mutants it's always hit first, ask questions latter.
Iceman	It's enough to make people a little paranoid, yeah?
Phil Coulson	They were lying.
Maria Hill	Not about the last part.

—All-New X-Men Vol 1 41

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