Torpedo23
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Hétfő, 27/12/2021 - 06:24
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Angol
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Häagen-Dazs
What's up with you?
Well, I don't know.
You're on the couch, there, silent.
Nah, serious?
Something's wrong?
Some-something's wrong.
What is it?
Huh, it's your ex? Right?
He came back?
And now, you're all
unsure of where you're at?
Is that it?
Don't you worry about me...
So, we ain't together anymore,
huh?
Why won't you answer me?!
Just answer me!
Say something, cause the more you keep quiet
the more likely I am to end up saying crap.
It's funny:
I feel like I'm breaking up with me now.
I feel like I'm breaking up with myself!
But, don't worry about me:
I'm used to it by now.
I'm 38, y'a know.
Unhappiness isn't a first for me.
It ain't the first time I'm getting dumped.
Well, it IS the first time
I'm dumping myself though!
If I were 15, I'd be like
"But you're the woman of my life.
I won't ever meet another one like you!"
But, don't worry,
it ain't the first time I tell a woman:
"You're the woman of my life!"
And I know exactly how things are gonna go.
At first, I'll miss you.
Of course I will!
I already missed you
when you were right next to me!
So yea, I'll miss you.
Then, I'll be really mad at you.
But
knowing that I will
already tones it down.
So, it ain't that bad.
Then I'll be sad.
Yea.
I might, one night,
have the urge to call you at 2am.
But I won't.
Cause once, I did it
with an ex
and it didn't go so well.
So, with that experience in mind,
I won't.
I won't call you.
I'll be frustrated.
I'll take it.
Then, for several months
I won't wanna jerk off
I won't wanna try picking up folks
I won't wanna fuck other people.
One night, my dudes will convince me to go out.
I'll drink a few beers with 'em.
Then I'll try flirting with girls,
sloppily.
But that's okay:
I haven't done it in a while!
A friend of mine will tell me:
"Relax, it's okay if you mess up.
You gotta keep on trying
and get used to it again."
And he's right.
That's something I had already computed
during my last breakup.
But I forgot it again,
just like so many other things you learn in life.
You get 'em, and then you forget 'em.
Things like
"You shouldn't trust people too quickly
otherwise they betray you."
And don't worry:
I already have my breakup playlists ready!
Some Amel Bent, some Radiohead,
that great Paranoid Android.1
I'll play the melancholic part of it
again, again, and again
till tears stream down my face.
I'll find that beautiful.
And I'll look at myself in the mirror
saying: "Oh wow, do I look
even better when I'm crying.
I look so great! Brad Pitt-like."
I'll really put the focus on the tears,
will tighten my lips.
As if I were the only one
able to understand my distress.
And I'll eat some ice cream, too
lots of it. Cause it's true:
a good vanilla-pecan Häagen-Dazs
gets the job done.
And, last thing, I'll finally be
able to rewatch series in peace
without having to wait for you.
Yea, no more "But wait, you can't
watch this episode without me!"
No more of that, no more!
You know what?
At some point, maybe
we'll run into each other at a party.
Time would have had passed.
I'll be kinda uneasy at first.
I'll be thinking to myself: "Oh shit, she's here."
Y'a know, heart beating fast,
stomach in knots,
hands full of pins and needles.
And we'll converse,
we'll exchange banalities.
I'll listen to you talk.
And at some point,
I'll look at you
thinking:
"Meh, yea, she wasn't
that great afterall.
What the hell was I thinking back then?"
Cause there's a difference between
the image I had of you
when in love
and what you actually are.
And bang!
I'll want to jerk off again,
to flirt
to fuck other people.
I'll put my playlists back in cold storage.
See ya later
Radiohead and Häagen-Dazs!
Thank you so much vanilla and pecan!
See you next time!
And done!
So, huh, it's all over now,
right?
But one thing reassures me:
Before I met you
I didn't believe in love anymore.
But you made me believe in it again.
So I keep on thinking that I'll believe in it
again, someday. But, not for now.
- 1. reference to Radiohead's 1997 album titled "Paranoid Android"
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Hétfő, 27/12/2021 - 06:24
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Hétfő, 27/12/2021 - 06:45
( his breakup playlist is not that good though....i may suggest him some other songs hhahaha)
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