Attention, maniacs: There's a new Hulk on the scene (and we're not talking about a bulked-up Chris Bosh).
No, we're referring to the guy pictured below, a rising Brazilian soccer player, star for Portuguese club FC Porto and potential big-time transfer (that's European for "free agent") target who actually, honestly, seriously goes by the name "Hulk."
By our count -- with the Incredible comic-book hero and wrestler Mr. Hogan long carrying the name -- this makes for three major Hulks in our midst.
How well do you know them? Time to play Name That Hulk!
Note: Some questions have more than one answer. But don't get angry. We wouldn't like you when you're angry.
1. This Hulk's real first name -- or at least the English equivalent -- is Terry.
a) Soccer player
b) Wrestler
c) Comic-book hero
2. This Hulk is known for being a Defender.
a) Soccer player
b) Wrestler
c) Comic-book hero
3. This Hulk really looks like Lou Ferrigno.
a) Soccer player
b) Wrestler
c) Comic-book hero
4. This Hulk's name goes hand-in-hand with "Hollywood."
a) Soccer player
b) Wrestler
c) Comic-book hero
5. You wouldn't like this Hulk when he's angry.
a) Soccer player
b) Wrestler
c) Comic-book hero
Answers:
1. b -- But you can call him Hulk Hogan, of course; the soccer player was born Givanildo Vieira de Souza, while Incredible also goes by Robert Bruce Banner.
2. c -- Incredible teamed up with the Defenders; de Souza, meanwhile, is a striker.
3. a -- Trick question! Ferrigno only played a couple of versions of the many-faced Incredible, while de Souza supposedly got his nickname through his resemblance to the actor.
4. b and c -- Hogan has gone by "Hollywood," but Incredible has spent plenty of time there; he's set to be played by a third actor in 10 years (Mark Ruffalo, after Eric Bana and Edward Norton).
5. all of the above -- We know about the expanding Incredible and the shirt-ripping Hogan, the how about this: De Souza once faced a three-year suspension for an incident in a soccer stadium's tunnel. Take that, brother.